Humor
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
whoever posted this one ty bc that got a good laugh out
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.