This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Professor Poopypants!!!
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.