Humor
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
"DEEZ NUTS"
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.