I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Knock knock. who's there control freak Con..... Ok now you say control freak who
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
No.
Krusty nut
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
