Humor
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Six one.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
It davving on the eons, broski.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.