Humor
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Memes
Don't mess with me
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
It davving on the eons, broski.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
You are.
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Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.