Humor
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
It davving on the eons, broski.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.