Humor
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
It davving on the eons, broski.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Six one.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...