Rapper

How do rappers communicate underwater?

They drop some sick flow-tation.

Memes

Piece

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Text

I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.

Spring

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)