Spring

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

Text

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Port

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.

Memes

Delivery

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Chair

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Technology

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.