Eon jokes

Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.

How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.

It davving on the eons, broski.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.

Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...