Eon jokes

Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.

How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.

It davving on the eons, broski.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

what is the fastest country? iran.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."