Eon jokes
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
It davving on the eons, broski.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
what is the fastest country? iran.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.