Eon jokes

Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.

How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.

It davving on the eons, broski.

The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.

what is the fastest country? iran.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.