Eon jokes
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
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How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
It davving on the eons, broski.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
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An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.