Humor

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Why are chickens so funny? Because...

Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.

Like...

"Cum on guys."

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

That’s right, I have my own category😎

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

Kindly yeet someone!

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.