If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Humor
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
