Humor
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
My father can take a joke because he made one.
I weeee is?
You. You're the joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
This is not a joke.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
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You are.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Joe Mama!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!