Humor
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
That’s right, I have my own category😎
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)