Humor

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

How many potatoes to feed the elephant?

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.