Humor
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Guess!!!!?
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.