Humor
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
That’s right, I have my own category😎
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Memes
These jokes crash and burn.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Your (DYM 64).
First (DYM 68).
Doin (DYM 45)
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Your (DYM 17).
Your (DYM 31).
Don't crack this joke up!
She (DYM 110)
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)