Humor
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
Your (DYM 64).
Memes
Don't mess with me
Why are you dumb? Because you canât find LOLA.
Whatâs green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS âď¸
She (DYM 110)
Ăa sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ăa sent drĂ´le!)
went (DYM 134).
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Best joke ever.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Thatâs right, I have my own categoryđ