Humor

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

How many potatoes to feed the elephant?

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

It davving on the eons, broski.

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

What did the rapper say to his shoes?

"You better lace up!"

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!