Humor
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Memes
Achungus
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
This is a joke in itself.
You. You're the joke.
This is not a joke.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.