Humor
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Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
That moment when you poop 😂
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"