Humor
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
POV: you use POV right
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Haha
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"