Humor

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

There are "nun" good jokes.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

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"Balls" got me like: 😂

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Deez nuts eat nuts.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Skeppy is the joke.

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

What color is Stephen Hawking's house?

It's a bungalow.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did.

I did who?

You did a poo.