Humor
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool? The dry bear.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.
The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.