People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Humor
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Why?
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
There is no joke.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
