Humor
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
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Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Memes
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Toot and poop.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! π€£π€£
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Iβm trying to see things from LEOβS perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.