Humor

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

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"Balls" got me like: 😂

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

Skeppy is the joke.

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

Deez nuts eat nuts.

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Guess!!!!?