Humor
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
I don't have time to write this joke.
You're a big Z!
Joe Mama!
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Wish jokers.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
You. You're the joke.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.