Humor
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
ur face
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
Join us for more of the story, after the break!
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.