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Bucket

A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).

The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL

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    • Car Door

    Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.

    One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.

    Homicide

    I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

    Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

    Son

    Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

    Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

    Son: Mom, I’m blind.

    Mom: Exactly.

    Memes

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    Look

    My cousin called me ugly.

    Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

    Nut

    Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.

    Zoo

    Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

    I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?

    Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.

    Restroom

    Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?

    Answer: European (You're-a-peein')

    Tree

    What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?

    One's a fucking tree.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans play baseball?

    They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>

    Kid

    This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.