Humor
RIP Candace.
Mom! (DYM 48)
Your (DYM 31).
with (DYM 27)
Can February march?
No, but April may.
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
Your (DYM 43).
Doin (DYM 45)
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
Mike Oxlong.
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.