Humor
First (DYM 68).
RIP Candace.
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Mike Oxlong.
Memes
taking to your friends
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
I weeee is?
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
You are.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.
Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."
Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Lachlan
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.