Humor
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
I weeee is?
This is not a joke.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Lachlan
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.