Humor

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?

"Let us pray."

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

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How do skeletons get COVID?

From the coffin!

AOT > ur fav anime.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.

What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!

"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

Why don't paralyzed people laugh?

They hate stand-up comedy.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.