Humor

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to skull.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

There is no joke.

Let me tell you a joke about pizza!

Never mind...

It's too cheesy.

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

Why can't I drink tea??

Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

A treatment joke.

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"