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Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
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How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
AOT > ur fav anime.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.