Pencil

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

Memes

Tea

Why can't I drink tea??

Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE

Pee

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

Ocean

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

AI

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

President

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?

He’s just Biden his time.

Rhyme

Why did the alien go to the rap battle?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!

Secret

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!