Humor

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

What do you call an animal flouting?

Super bird!

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did.

I did who?

You did a poo.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

There are "nun" good jokes.

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Guess!!!!?

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to skull.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

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How do skeletons get COVID?

From the coffin!

AOT > ur fav anime.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Skeppy is the joke.