Humor
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
There is no joke.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Memes
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
A treatment joke.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! π€£π€£
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
Heβs just Biden his time.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
