Humor
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
My boy be hittin different
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
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AOT > ur fav anime.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)