What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Humor
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
Why did the joke cross the street?
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
