Time

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

Color

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Man

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

Paper

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

Banana

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

Memes

Difference

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.

Leaf

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Ocean

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

President

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?

He’s just Biden his time.

AI

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

Funeral

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

Orphanage

What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?

"Let us pray."

Secret

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!