
Humor
There are "nun" good jokes.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Memes
Caylez.cc, you need to stop
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
