Humor
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
There are "nun" good jokes.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
A treatment joke.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
There is no joke.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!