Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
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Toot and poop.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
