Humor
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Why?
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Toot and poop.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
Guess!!!!?
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.