Humor

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did.

I did who?

You did a poo.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

Deez nuts eat nuts.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

What color is Stephen Hawking's house?

It's a bungalow.

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

There are "nun" good jokes.

Guess!!!!?

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)