Humor

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.

What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there.

"Balls" got me like: 😂

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

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What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.