Humor
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Memes
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A treatment joke.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Toot and poop.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!