Spastic jokes

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."

"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.