Spastic jokes

Charity

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

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  • Charity

    I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

    Charity

    I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

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  • ADHD

    ADHD

    They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

    Hand

    On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.