Spastic jokes
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.