Spastic jokes

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."

"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"