Spastic jokes

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."

"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

I parked in a disabled space today...

...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.