Humor
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
None of these jokes really took off.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.