Humor

Why are there gates on a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get inside. Lol

What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?

"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"Ash."

"Ash who?"

"Bless you!"

None of these jokes really took off.

Who's the smallest wife??

Micro-wife.

Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!

When did I wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"

Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.

Jack: Hey Josh!

Josh: What?

Jack: Sex!

Josh: Huh?

Jack: SEX!!

Josh: I don't get it.

Jack: Exactly ;)

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"