Humor

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

All snacks are family sized!

Big black ball sacks.

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts.

I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.

Hi, I...

Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit? Because he is a smelly cunt.

Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.

I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.

Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?

Cheetah outta here!

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

What happens when the terminator pees?

Gasoline descent.

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

Joe Mama!

So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.

Her boyfriend said "Hi."

I said, "Knife to meet you!"

your mom

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.