Humor
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
The person who is reading this.
Memes
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
My favorite website.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
I am an Indian joke.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.