What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Humor
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
My favorite website.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
I am an Indian joke.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
