Humor
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
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Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.