Humor

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

Because he had good taste.

You've heard of anal sex.

You've heard of oral sex.

You've heard of genital sex.

But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?

Why am I so sad?

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?

Mum?

Mum?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

How does an Indian open his car?

"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)

What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

"You are a consequence of rape!"

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

What's the difference between Jesus and the baby in my basement?

Jesus died a virgin.

Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!

Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.

What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.

JK, dark humor.

What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?

"Hi-five!"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?

To get them in his van.