Humor
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Memes
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Why am I so sad?
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.