What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about dat double meaning! "Beating an egg" is cookin' talk, see? But "beating" something else... well, that's a whole different ball game. I bet you didn't know that egg whites can be beaten into a meringue, which is kinda like a cloud of sugary goodness. Now you know, you cotton-headed ninny muggins!