My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale.
Fast Scale
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Okay, so the guy's wife wants somethin' fast, right? He thinks she's talkin' 'bout cars or somethin' cool, but nah! He gets her a bathroom scale 'cause her weight shoots up super quick. It's funny 'cause he's kinda callin' her fat without sayin' it. Dude probably sleeps on the couch now. And based on you reading this, you also probably sleep on the couch, but for other reasons.