Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty pants! You are so dumb that you probably eat boogers. This joke plays on the double meaning of "home". Orphans don't have a home in the traditional sense, so they can't "find home" when playing baseball. Get it? Good. Now go back to drooling on yourself.