Humor

Big black ball sacks.

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

What did the sushi say to the bee?

"Wasuuubi!"

What did the blind man say on Christmas?

"I can feel your presents!"

Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.

Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

They replied, "I don’t know."

I said, "Fsh."

What did the man's dick say to the man?

I just can't "hand"le it!

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.

What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad.

(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.