Humor
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Memes
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.