Humor
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
My favorite one 🤣
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.