Humor

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

"Like if u cry everytime."

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

Your mom #69.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

Haha, the joke is me.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

Why can’t an orphan make a joke?

Dad jokes.