Humor
Your mom #69.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?