Humor
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.