Resisting Arrest?

  • What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?

    “C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! Explain bear here. The joke is a pun, see? The dude says "a-rest" instead of "arrest" which sounds like "I'd resist". You're about as sharp as a marble, ain't ya?

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