What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Resisting Arrest?
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! Explain bear here. The joke is a pun, see? The dude says "a-rest" instead of "arrest" which sounds like "I'd resist". You're about as sharp as a marble, ain't ya?