Humor

I still remember my granddad's last words,

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Because it died.

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.

"What the heck are you doing here?"

"I couldn't sleep."

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Your (DYM 43).

(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?

What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?

The robot.

what did the banana say to the banana?

"u look a-pealing"

What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.

I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.

I've seen too many of them get elected.

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"

Way down South: "You awake, mom?"

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?

Lady fingers.