Humor

There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.

What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?

The tree leaves them hanging.

Why are dogs born with balls?

They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

Haha, the joke is me.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

"Like if u cry everytime."

789.

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

Me: Knock knock.

My Grandma: Who’s there?

Me: Interrupting cow.

My Grandma: Interrupting c-

[Dies from heart attack]

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

Your mom #69.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.