Humor
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. ๐๐๐
Why canโt you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Memes
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, โStop making me laugh! Iโm gonna puma pants!โ
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didnโt the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! ๐
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.