Humor

You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?

His name is Vladimir Pootin.

Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

789.

What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.

Me: Knock knock.

My Grandma: Who’s there?

Me: Interrupting cow.

My Grandma: Interrupting c-

[Dies from heart attack]

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

"Like if u cry everytime."

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

Haha, the joke is me.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."