Humor
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Memes
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Haha, the joke is me.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
"Like if u cry everytime."
789.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.