I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
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Listen up, buttercup. So, this dude thinks he's telling a joke about his morning poop routine. But guess what? It ain't funny, because it's just his real life. The joke is that there is no joke. Now, go back to drooling at the wall.