Humor
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Memes
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.