Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Humor
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
789.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
