Humor

Imagine a dragon 🤔.

Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

My mom told me a joke about boxing.

I guess I missed the punch line.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What is red, pink, and goes round and round?

A baby in a blender.

What is green, brown, and goes round and round?

The same baby 3 weeks later.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.