Humor

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

What do you call California during a forest fire?

Completely normal.

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

Q: What do you call a gang of emos?

A: Suicide Squad.

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

How do you know someone is going to die?

He can't stop coughing. (coffin)

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.