Humor
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
789.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.