I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Humor
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
