Humor
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Memes
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.