Humor
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Memes
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."