Humor

What do you call a Russian man with three balls?

'Whodya nikabollokov'

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?

A tongue workout!

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.

I'd make a masturbation joke.

But they always get out of hand.

What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.

What do you call an Indian that came home late?

A curfew muncher.

What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.

What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?

A Christian.

What's the best part of dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere.

My jokes are cancer.

You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!

My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.