Humor
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said, "Of corpse!"
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.