What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Humor
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
