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Fuel

5 months ago
A tweet that says "garfields cum can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my asshole a vehicle."
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  • Fabric

    1 year ago
    The comic strip shows Jon Arbuckle warning Garfield about the "fabric of reality." In the second panel, Garfield touches something, and it breaks and he is shattering into many pieces.
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  • Character

    2 months ago
    An image shows Garfield sitting on top of an anime character. The text reads: "You're next pal."
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  • Speed

    1 year ago
    A digitally altered image of the cartoon cat Garfield with blue fur and spikes like the video game character Sonic the Hedgehog. The image has text that reads "I am speed, Jon."
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  • Shirt

    2 months ago
    A two-panel comic strip. The top panel shows two men talking. The man on the left, bald and wearing an orange shirt, looks shocked and asks the man on the right, wearing a white t-shirt, 'Dude, How are you STILL wearing that shirt?!' The bottom panel is a close-up of the white t-shirt. The shirt has '9/11?' printed at the top left. To the right are illustrations of the Twin Towers with blood running down them. To the left is an illustration of Garfield the cat drawn like an airplane flying towards the towers. Below Garfield, the text reads: 'Yeah! I'll take 911 orders of Lasagna!'
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  • Brick

    7 months ago
    A cross-section diagram of Saddam Hussein's hiding place. It shows a tunnel with an entrance hidden by bricks and rubble, a space for Saddam Hussein, and a "Garfield Shrine Room" with three Garfield movie covers and candles. Text on the image includes "SADDAM'S HIDING PLACE", "Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble", "Garfield Shrine Room", "6ft", "Saddam Hussein", "Air vent", "Fan", and "IT'S ALL ABOUT ME! Garfield".
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  • Lasagna

    11 months ago
    A four-panel cartoon of Garfield. In the first panel, Jon proudly announces, "I made a lasagna Garfield!". In the second panel, there is a stack of lasagna on a plate and the text "Mhmm yeah looks good, huh?". The third panel shows hands touching the lasagna with the text "Oh god it's so warm and wet." The final panel shows Garfield with a surprised expression and the text "I should call Liz."
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