Garfield jokes

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.

Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?

Richard: No, I couldn't.

Richard's mom: Why?

Richard: Because he was cute.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

gay fish.