Skeleton's Joke

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, bonehead. The joke is funny because "tibia" sounds like "to be" and skeletons have tibias, which are bones in their legs. Get it? You probably don't, because you are as dumb as a bag of rocks!

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