Animal Puns

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  • Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, you chucklehead. One kid says he's feeling "horse," like the animal, get it? Then the other kid makes a pun with "toucan" instead of "too can." You probably need a map to find your own butt. Sheesh.

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