Humor

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

You are.

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

What does WTC stand for?

"What Trade Centre?"

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

A man walks up to a priest. The man says, "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says, "No, you are not my son." The man says, "Follow me." The man walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Jesus Christ, you're back!"

Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.

My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.

How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.

What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?

Bullying.

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.