A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a priest who's too stubborn to accept help from an ambulance because he thinks God will save him directly. But guess what? God *did* send help—in the form of an ambulance! The priest is too dumb to realize it, and that's why he ends up meeting his maker sooner than expected. Sometimes, you gotta use your brain, which I know is asking a lot from you.
