What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby, one week later.
Razor Baby
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. So, there's a baby, right? And instead of, like, playin' with blocks, this lil' dude is gnawing on a razor blade. First week, blood makes him red. Second week, he's green 'cause, well, he's rotting. Get it? You wouldn't get it.
Comments (3)
Ur mom
Your a bad person
AverageOrphanJokeEnjoyer
Love it :3
Anonymous
what showed up at the door of the raper? his kid of who he raped