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Razor Baby

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What's red and sits in the corner?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What's green and sits in the corner?

Same baby, one week later.

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    Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, genius. So, there's a baby, right? And instead of, like, playin' with blocks, this lil' dude is gnawing on a razor blade. First week, blood makes him red. Second week, he's green 'cause, well, he's rotting. Get it? You wouldn't get it.

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    Your a bad person

    what showed up at the door of the raper? his kid of who he raped