When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Humor
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Do a neck reveal.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
