Humor
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
"OK, son," he says. "It's as easy as counting to 5."
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying, "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4."