Pledge Retort

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up buttercup. So this dude gets all big mad because a girl in a wheelchair says a math test is easy. Then, to get back at her, he says the pledge is the easiest thing he's done all day. It's a real low blow, see? He's acting like standing is a piece of cake for everyone, which, news flash, it ain't for her. It's cringe because he's trying to be edgy, but he just comes off as a jerk.

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