Humor
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.