Humor
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Memes
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.