Humor
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Memes
ben woof
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: ðŸ˜
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.