Humor
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
your mom
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
"Peppa's ribs."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩