Humor

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

I told a chemist a joke.

No reaction.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

What Did Iran Say To Oman?

"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"