Humor

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?

I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...

"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."

Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

Only a genius can say this.

I am stupid.

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

— No.

— That's the spirit!

You are all going to be pun-ished!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

He had nobody to go with.

What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?

A baked potato.

What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.

A pa_pıe_rus.

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.

Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

Depends on who's sucking.

Papyrus: Well come to the underground.

Sans: How was your falls?

Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.

Sans: Give me your balls!

What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"