Humor
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
TommyInnit is a joke.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”