Lightbulb

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Dad

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

Orphan

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

Memes

Orphan

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Mom

I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...

Drug

Mom told me drugs are my enemies.

Jesus said to like your enemies.

Yay, I can like drugs then!

Cucumber

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

Booty

Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

Mineta: ...go on...

Denki: Ochako's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it?

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: *cries T_T*

Dinosaur

What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

Look at that dino-sour!

Guy

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!

Brothel

What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We're closed."

Eggplant

Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?

He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂