Humor
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.