Humor

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.