Humor

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

Wow, why so many of the same joke?

I told a chemist a joke.

No reaction.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)

Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.