Humor
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Memes
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Orange you glad to see me?
I am dark humor.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.