Humor
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.