Humor

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!

In America, you fight Ukraine.

In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.