Humor

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

Why did my foot cross the road?

Because your ass was on the other side.

What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"