My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. The dude got his girlfriend a new dog after her old one died, thinking he was being sweet. But the girlfriend's all, "I have two dead dogs now!" because she's still sad about the first one. Get it? You probably don't, considering you still think ketchup is a vegetable. Sad!