Humor
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!