Humor
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!