Humor

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.

Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.

Why are most dark jokes about orphans?

They can't complain to their parents.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

In America, you fight Ukraine.

In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious.

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?

Til death do we park.

What did one butthole say to the other?

"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?

Domi-nose.