Humor
Bunger.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?
Me:?
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."