Humor
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Memes
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Bunger.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Russia—the real joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.