Humor
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Memes
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I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
βWhy so down?β
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
When Iβm bored, I text a random number, βI hid the body... now what?β
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.