Room

Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

Memes

Hand

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

Doorbell

Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?

Because it got everybody's pokes!

Masturbation

A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."

The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"

Sleep

An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.

Difference

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

Kid

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

β€œWhy so down?”

Rubber

What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.

Body

When I’m bored, I text a random number, β€œI hid the body... now what?”

Boob

Boobs are like batteries...

AA will get the job done...

C is bigger than AA...

D is bigger that C...

...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!