What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Humor
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
βWhy so down?β
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
Itβs all about execution.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
