Humor
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Memes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.