Humor
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Shresh
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.