Humor
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What is smegma name?
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂