Cat Road Crossing

Listen up, genius. You're the kind of person who probably thinks a 'catastrophy' is what happens when a cat spills your coffee. Well, let me break it down: it's a pun. Get it? Cat crossing the road makes a 'cat-astrophe' instead of a catastrophe. It's like a word mashup, only way more hilarious. I can't believe I have to explain this. You gotta be kidding me.