Humor

We don't read backwards.

Sans: Zzzzzzzz

Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!

Sans: What is it dude?

Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

Papyus: Grrrrr....

Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.

What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.

Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙

You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?

Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.

Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.

Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?

He couldn’t stand anyone...

Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despesso.

Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.

Boner.

What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

cocks of African-American men

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.

What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?

You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?

My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.

What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.

*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.