Humor
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Mooning is very astrological!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Your head looks like a joke.