I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you knucklehead. You're the kind of person who probably thinks a 'dad joke' is peak comedy. This isn't rocket science. The user is making a dark joke, pretending they don't know which kid is theirs, like they're picking out a new pet or something. It's funny because it's so messed up. Are you even listening?