I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Humor
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
