Humor
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!