What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Humor
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
