I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
The Legal Time for Sex With Girls is After School (Not When School Gets Out!)
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! You gotta understand the setup, right? The dude asks his dad when it's cool to get down with girls. Dad gives a vague answer about when they leave school. But here's the kicker: the dude thinks the dad means *literally* when school lets out. That's the joke. You probably still don't get it, you simpleton.