Humor
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.