There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.
Humor
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Why am I so sad?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby, one week later.
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
